10 Reasons To Visit Montenegro


1. You have family there.
2. You've seen everything else.
3. You are catholic in want of a suicide and the shortest way to haven is by driving car in Montenegro.
4. Need to callect data for the thesis on: corruption, nepotism, primary accumulation of capital, tribal social connections, and you don't want to go to Russia, Africa, back in time.
5. You want to see the most extreme building in the world. It claimed 10 lives and its not even finished yet!
6. Want to do something illegal but not in the mood to go to jail? Few proposals:
  • sabotage a train, kill 50 people.
  • blow up hundreds of houses
  • pretend to be doctor
  • or archeologist and go dig whatever you want wherever you want
    7. Eat organic food. People have heard about herbicides from TV but are not sure if they are already invented.
    8. Learn about nature in ass way. Fishing by dynamite, eat a sandwitch from bear meat, hunt almost extinct eagle.
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